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Road-tripping the coastal landscape

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Too many Americans are falling victim to inertia. It’s so hard to get out of our house when we could be sucked in video games or TV. Unfortunately, this is leading to a nationwide epidemic of obesity, according to the Surgeon General. My solution to this problem is to get out and have more, real-life adventures. A great place to have them is up the coast, around Mendocino and Fort Bragg.

To get there, take Highway 128. The road is windy, but just after you pass Boonville you will find yourself surrounded by monster redwoods. This is an excellent opportunity to get out and stretch at the feet of these ancient giants. They put our tiny little monkey lives in perspective when you consider they live 20 human lifetimes, or 160+ presidencies.

Continuing along 128, you hit the coast. Drive north to Mendocino and Fort Bragg. You might be hungry by then. Fortunately, the food in the area is surprisingly cosmopolitan. There is plenty of organic meat, and other culinary anomalies including gourmet vegetarian and a raw food "cooking", which is at the very least, an adventure.

A great time to go to that part of the state is in November, during the Mendocino Mushroom Festival. If you go during that time, you’ll learn about one of the most misunderstood, yet fascinating, classes of organisms, fungi.

When we were there we took a mushroom tour at Van Damme Beach State Park. Our guide showed us a fungi species that smelled like exactly like bleach, and another that turned bright red when squished. We even found a Laughing Gym (Gymnopilus spectabilis) mushroom, whose east-coast cousin purportedly makes people laugh for hours-- or worse.

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For continuing mushroom education, visit a local restaurant. Porcinis and Chantrelles will be in abundance. Maybe you’ll even eat Candy Caps (Lactarius rubidus), a mushroom that tastes like maple syrup.

As you drive along the rugged California coastline, you might feel compelled to get out and explore. If you do, look for Sunflower Stars (Pycnapodia helianthoides). These remarkable starfish are soft and squishy. They have up to 24 arms, and can grow up to 30 inches in diameter. They are our fastest starfish, and actually lift their legs to minimize drag, as you can see in this picture.

Of course, a trip up the coast wouldn’t be complete without some sun worshipping. Watching our favorite thermonuclear campfire disappear into the ocean, in a resplendent burst of color is always enjoyable.

But the best part about staying in the area is the towns are quiet and secluded. Minimal light pollution means you can actually see stars in the night sky and ponder how fragile and insignificant we are floating through the vast ocean of space. Will our species destroy Earth before it makes it to those stars? These are precarious times, and the outcome doesn’t look good. It’ll take a miracle. That’s okay though. I believe in miracles, because I am one.

Donovan Rittenbach is the Web Manager for the California Academy of Sciences. He has a Master’s Degree in Multimedia, and 12 years of web & multimedia industry experience.

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