3. Dance to Miley Cyrus' Party in the USA, Preferably in Front of a Large American Flag

What better way to express gratitude for freedom of speech and all the other cool allowances America has given us than shaking it in front of her flag? Better yet, plan a flash mob so you won't look so silly doing it by yourself!

4. Memorize as Much of the Constitution as You Can and Recite It To Strangers

The Constitution is like America's FAVORITE epic love poem and every time you say it to a stranger, your country's heart fills with joy. Bonus: memorizing the Constitution is impressive at parties and good when you get into constitutional arguments with members of the Supreme Court.

5. Bike to Crissy Field or Somewhere Else Along the Water for Fireworks

No matter how old and grumpy you are, fireworks still have the power to turn you into a wide-eyed giddy child. If they don't, you should see a therapist sooner rather than later. Also, do yourself a favor and bike there or you'll be waiting for a non-packed bus until next Fourth of July.

So have a happy Fourth of July friends! Make sure you show America just how much you love her, so when she cries, they are happy tears of pure patriotism.

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