Have you heard that Hollywood wants to obliterate your adolescent dreams by recreating 10 Things I Hate about You, starring Evan Rachel Wood of all people? As if that's not bad enough, the plot line is cringe-worthy: a girl and a boy meet each other during suicide attempts and fall in love! Seriously. It's enough to make you want to set yourself on fire.
Or get hammered and knock yourself out to West Coast '90s rap at the closest house party.
Or at least listen to feminist punk rock while cursing in your ride.