Keep Calm and Don't Marry Your Cousin

Everyone wants us to talk about Prince Harry's engagement, but we don't really care about the topic, so we recruited an expert on all things royal: Jamedra's mom!

We dig up bizarre medieval death records via the Medieval Death Bot Twitter account.

We hand out pits of the week to Lena Dunham, Gwen Stefani, and a bunch of others:

And we ride out on "Disco Tits" by Tove Lo:

Until next week!

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