Everyone wants us to talk about Prince Harry’s engagement, but we don’t really care about the topic, so we recruited an expert on all things royal: Jamedra’s mom!
We dig up bizarre medieval death records via the Medieval Death Bot Twitter account.
Robert, a boy of three, fell into a pan full of milk and was thus drowned by misadventure in 1396
— Medieval Death Bot (@DeathMedieval) November 27, 2017
We hand out pits of the week to Lena Dunham, Gwen Stefani, and a bunch of others:
And we ride out on “Disco Tits” by Tove Lo:
Until next week!