James and the Giant Peach Emoji

King James is famous for authorizing the most popular translation of the Bible. He also is famous for being super duper gay. Plot twist!

Is Instagram making all of us anxiety-ridden, depressed messes? Science says DUH.

The only way to get bros to buy makeup? Call it "zit concealer" and name the shades after beer.

And we ride out on "Dot in the Sky" by Drab Majesty:

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