Is It Too Late to Say Sorry for Eating So Much Avocado?

American Idol recently came back from the dead and held auditions in our backyard. We obviously had to crash.

How could loving avocado be wrong? We'll tell you! *Debbie Downer sound*

Disney's live-action Aladdin film just got a lot whiter, because brown people can't just have things.

And we ride out on "Shining" by DJ Khaled, Jay Z, and Beyoncé:

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