American Idol recently came back from the dead and held auditions in our backyard. We obviously had to crash.
How could loving avocado be wrong? We’ll tell you! *Debbie Downer sound*
Disney’s live-action Aladdin film just got a lot whiter, because brown people can’t just have things.
And we ride out on “Shining” by DJ Khaled, Jay Z, and Beyoncé: