A few months ago, news broke that the real Full House mansion was on the market. I appealed to you readers -- and the universe, in general -- to gift me $4.15 million so I could move into and hold raves in the pop culture landmark. Spoiler alert: That didn't happen.
But someone did have the funds to snatch this piece of '90s nostalgia, and it happens to be someone we know: none other than Jeff Franklin, the creator of Full House! Here he is in front of my... I mean, his house.