Taylor played a "crazy" girlfriend in her music video for "Blank Space" as a nod to the media's portrayal of her dating habits. Tom is cute, according to some people.
Summer days drifting away
To, uh oh, those summer nights
Somewhere, out there, Taylor is in a kitchen at this moment singing "Don't let the sun go down on meeee" while baking.
Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh!
Tell me more, tell me more
Did you get very far?
Tell me more, tell me more
Like does he have a car?
Answer #1: I would hope so.
Answer #2: No idea if he has a car, but you can bet she got into it sideways:
She swam by me, she got a cramp
He ran by me, got my suit damp
Saved her life, she nearly drowned
He showed off splashing around
Summer sun, something's begun
But, uh oh, those summer nights
Lest we forget this iconic dip (how could we?).
Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh!
Tell me more, tell me more
Was it love at first sight?
Tell me more, tell me more
Did she put up a fight?
The ink on the US Weekly announcing her breakup with Calvin Harris wasn't even dry yet before Taylor and Tom started globe-trotting so sure, I'd say it was love at first sight. And I won't dignify the last line with a response.
Took her bowling in the arcade
We went strolling; drank lemonade
These are obvious references to the arcade featured in Beyonce's "XO" music video and the title of Beyonce's new album. Both Taylor and Tom are presumably big BeyHive members, as we all are.
We made out under the dock
We stayed out till ten o'clock
He got friendly holding my hand
Well, she got friendly down in the sand
He was sweet, just turned eighteen thirty-five
Well, she was good, you know what I mean
Tom is a human that is in the process of aging and Taylor is regarded by many as a goodie goodie (yes, I realize that's not what John Travolta meant, but I'm choosing to ignore the actual meaning).
Summer heat, boy and girl meet
But, uh oh, those summer nights
Tell me more, tell me more
How much dough did he spend?
He rode around the world on her private jet, so: not much.
Tell me more, tell me more
Could she get me a friend?
She could. #squad
It turned colder; that's where it ends
So I told her we'd still be friends
Summer heat comes and goes, just like the promise to keep in touch with your exes.
Then we made our true love vow
Wonder what she's doin' now
Writing her next hit single all about you and how you kept her scarf at your sister's house, duh!
Summer dreams ripped at the seams
But, oh, those summer nights
I rest my case.
My thoughts and prayers go out to Taylor, Tom, his mom who was dragged out of her house for a photo-op, and everyone else involved (mainly Tay's two adorable cats) during this difficult time.
