The 6 Most Ridiculously Sexual Lyrics from Ariana Grande's 'Christmas & Chill' EP

It's no secret that Ariana Grande has been trying to emulate Mariah Carey's fame trajectory for some time, so it makes sense that she's trying to give us a Christmas classic à la "All I Want for Christmas Is You." It's been 20+ years since Mariah graced us with that miracle of a song and a lot has changed: mainly that subtlety is dead and buried, paving the way for even songs about Santa to be all about having dirty, dirty sex.

I present you with the most ridiculously sexual lyrics from Ariana's holiday EP, Christmas & Chill (yes, she went there):

1. "Are you down for some of these milk and cookies?"

2. "You'll be my drummer boy,
And I'm the only drum that you gonna play."

3. "And whatever is on your list, I'll do it,
Boy, whatever it is, you know I'll do it."

4. "Merry Christmas, here I am, boy
I'm the present and you know it, boy."

5. "I'll give you the fire I keep inside,
Guide you all the way down, be your nightlight."

6. "We don't need no presents, we don't need the kitchen,
We don't need them recipes,
You know I'm tasty like a candy cane or gingerbread."

If you want to hear Ariana earnestly sing these lyrics, listen to her EP:

https://open.spotify.com/album/6yi7FjzeCHGVJJAdWRYAmk

Or skip that and watch this instead:

Happy holidays!