Your Ultimate Guide to Halloween Night in San Francisco

Okay, it's now officially 2 days before Halloween and you don't even know what you're going to BE yet, let alone what you are going to do. You've been keeping your plans loose, right? Just in case something really amazing comes up? Some really cute boy proposes and you need to spend that night kayaking romantically in the moonlight? Well, sorry buddy, that's not happening. What IS happening is the night of the year in the city of your dreams. So put on your zombie make-up and hit up one of these parties. What better way to meet your true love than at a costume party when he is dressed as a sexy lampshade? There's always next year for a moonlight marriage proposal...

(Thanks to Jack Choi who actually created this list for his friends but let me steal it and make all of you his friends too.)

Creatures of the NightLife - with PEACHES CHRIST
Where: California Academy of Sciences
Time: 6pm-10pm
Ticket: $12

Haunted House of Horrors at The Old Mint
Where: The Old Mint Building
Time: 2 time windows: 7pm-9pm; 9pm-11pm
Ticket: $19.12

As You Like It: 'Freaky Friday'
Where: Public Works
Time: 9pm-4am
Ticket: $26.62

Circus Freaks with Jack Beats
Where: Ruby Skye
Time: 9pm-2am
Ticket: $35.65

Hallowen Pub Crawl (Mission)
Where: starting at Nombe
Time: 7pm-9pm
Ticket: $25 [ticket includes 4 drinks & light appetizers]

Halloween Flashdance: Year 5
Where: [Secret Location]
Time: 8pm
Ticket: FREE but you will need to email infor@flashdance.org and share the costume you'll be wearing. Keep updated by following: twitter.com/deepfunstuff

Mad Hatters Ball at 1015 Folsom
Where: 1015 Folsom
Time: 10pm-5am
Ticket: $28.37

The Magician at Mezzanine
Where: Mezzanine
Time: 9pm
Ticket: $35.40

heart break halloween
Where: The Regency Center
Time: 7pm
Ticket: $29

Freaks and Beats at Yoshi's SF
Where: Yoshi's SF
Time: 10pm
Ticket: $17.82 [there's also a 4-pack deal which would work out to be $11/person)