Although my only interest in sports is to cheer for my nieces and nephews, I’ve lived with Buck long enough to know exactly what the problem is. Something to do with Villanova men’s basketball — his father's alma mater. It didn’t actually take very long living with him to know that’s the answer to many problems that burst into the winter air of our home in strings of invective. It took about a day. Plus, even I know there’s a thing called March Madness that saturates the space-time continuum of most males I know, each spring. If Occupy Wall Street had just done brackets for competitive prosecutions of the architects of the 2008 economic collapse, we’d have them all convicted by now. So I figure Buck is trying to record a basketball game.

Big East Playoff Takes Back Seat to Deadline

“First you have to press the button for TV, then power,” I say, “then you have to press cable and then power.” He knows this, but sometimes when he’s focused on something ahead of him in time, he forgets what to do in the present to get there. He gives me a withering look.

March Madness mission control: Big comfy chair? Check. Big-screen TV? Check ... (Kat Snow/KQED)

“Oh,” I say. “Sorry. I’m on deadline; can I come in 10 minutes?” Even though Buck kills so many fatted calves* during March Madness that there can’t be any left for McDonald’s, it doesn’t occur to me that it’s an emergency, that he’s actually trying to watch a game. It’s 8:45 in the morning. Who plays basketball at 8:45 in the morning?

(*This is a metaphor. In case you work for PETA. Same with any references to dead chickens and first-borns. We swim in sacrificial blood during the so-called Sweet 16.)

Buck doesn’t seem to hear me about the deadline.

“There’s something in the upper-left corner. I can’t get out of it,” he says. He gestures toward his upper left, his arms floppy like noodles, and stumbles through a few attempts at describing the rude square of minimalist text that’s holding the Villanova Wildcats captive. He looks down the hallway toward the room of our sleeping housemate, Emily, and then up at the ceiling, and then at me, his three sources of possible rescue. In men’s college basketball season, he’s as close to leaving atheism as he ever gets.

I actually do know how to solve this problem of the text in the upper-left corner. But I’m on deadline.

“I’ll be there in 10 minutes.”

He then sees me with the computer on my lap, sitting on the air mattress that currently serves as my desk, and realizes there’s no help here.

“Okaaay,” he says. His gravelly voice drifts off in a thin, throaty croak as he turns sideways and pulls my door shut, a man facing the miasma in the next room with only a useless TV clicker for help. He’s consigned me to the same realm as the rest of the possibly-omnipotent-but-patently-absent-every-time-it-matters beings in the cosmos.

When I emerge, deadline met, desperate for a toilet (why do journalists deny our own bodies?), I see Buck in his leather chair, pulled in front of the TV, watching the game.

“Oh, you got it,” I say, not lingering for a response and realizing belatedly that it had been an emergency. Buck grouses at the television, "Well, he can't be tired, he just had five days off."

Next Up: The Brackets, With No Love for Duke

Over the next — how many days is March Madness? — I’ll learn a lot about men’s college basketball. I’ll probably even bug Buck to fill out a bracket with me. First time we did it, we were in the top three until Georgetown lost to Kansas: 2008, loyalty over good sense. I love our animated conversations picking the upsets and deciding when we're going to dump out on Duke, which we inevitably do (apologies to our new senior editor for political coverage, John Myers).

Sometimes I won’t be able to help learning it because all conversations with the television during men’s college basketball happen at the volume of the Blue Angels. Other times I’ll wander in to watch a game and Buck, happy to educate me, will run commentary about the players (their height, weight, college record, prospects, personal challenges overcome) and plays (strategy, coach’s strengths and weaknesses, rules of the game, what the ref’s missing), while he’s hand-sewing a quilt or maybe a patch onto his jeans.

For example, Thursday morning alone I learned the following facts, useful in the days ahead:

A Lesson in How to Take a Loss

When it’s all over, I notice something I really like about sports people: If their team plays badly, they accept the loss. They might be stricken, but they accept it as right that the win went to the team who played best.

After arguing with the commentators and coaches and yelling at the players for, oh, let’s say a couple of hours, Buck says, about Gibbs’ game-winning shot, “That was a helluva play.” He pauses. “They played a great game. And we played awful. Awful. I’ll clean up the chickens in the backyard.”

I ignore the sacrificial chickens and feel a swell of love for this man, my housemate, landlord and friend. Affordable housing organizer by day, Villanova fan 24-7. And for my nephew and niece, and my sister, and everyone I’ve ever heard accept a crushing defeat while acknowledging the skill of their opponent.

“This is the thing I’ve noticed about sports people ...,” I start to say.

“It’s hard to predict their insanity?” Buck says.

Actually, no. It’s easy to predict their insanity. It revolves around the game and is gone when it’s over. Now that you mention it, my insanity is much harder to predict; it revolves around a dream I had, or whether I forgot someone’s birthday, or how long it’s going to take when I finally get around to calling Covered California to be sure my doctor’s on the plan I picked, or any number of things no one else could possibly guess at. Probably makes me harder to live with than your average sports person, even during March Madness.

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