Oops! Are we gonna get in trouble? In order to make our Five-Cent LED Battery we needed to sand the faces off 4 pennies. According to United States Code, TITLE 18, PART I, CHAPTER 17, § 331. Mutilation, diminution, and falsification of coins:
"Whoever fraudulently alters, defaces, mutilates, impairs, diminishes, falsifies, scales, or lightens any of the coins coined at the mints of the United States, or any foreign coins which are by law made current or are in actual use or circulation as money within the United States; or whoever fraudulently possesses, passes, utters, publishes, or sells, or attempts to pass, utter, publish, or sell, or brings into the United States, any such coin, knowing the same to be altered, defaced, mutilated, impaired, diminished, falsified, scaled, or lightened— Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both."
Gulp! Fraudulently? I don’t think we did it "Fraudulently." (Ahem) And I just want to say for the record that we did not force anyone to deface currency of the United States. In fact, if pushed came to shove I will say that we discouraged the practice and in fact actually pleaded with everyone at the Exploratorium, hoodlums that they are, to come up with another means of making a Five-Cent battery. But they brazenly went forward, stopping only briefly to maniacally cackle and call me names like "Goody Two-shoes" and thumb their noses at me. Needless to say they shamelessly went ahead with their outlaw ways. Oh, they are bad to the bone! We were as innocent as you all out there. I tried to stop them! That's what I will say! That or I’ll say that the "pennies" we were using were actually fake "prop" pennies that we got at the local novelty shop. Either way, you can't prove anything!
Now, if you don't want to risk being outside the laws of the United States, the Exploratorium has put together quite a fun project list of fun things to do and make. To the best of my knowledge, the majority of them won't get you in trouble with the authorities. They can teach you things like how to make musical instruments out of normal household junk, how to make a bottle blast off or how to build a motorized toy that dances, using a recycled CD and a DC motor. Really cool stuff!
Be good out there and stay out of trouble.
