If you're anything like me, you've probably tuned out most Election 2016 polling data. But a recent troll-tastic Public Policy Polling survey got my attention. Apparently 30% of Republicans want to bomb Agrabah, Aladdin's fictional hometown.
But stupidity is not just a symptom of one party: 19% of Democrats are also down to devastate a made-up land known for cute monkey sidekicks and sensual man vests.
There are two major takeaways from this poll:
- Reading comprehension is at an all-time low.
- Jafar sympathizers are among us.
I'll speak for all rational, literate human beings when I say: #WeAreAllAbu!
