Mad Men: Everything You Need to Get Ready for the Final Season

This coming Sunday, a demigod will rise again! No, I'm not talking about Jesus, but Mad Men's Don Draper, the womanizing alcoholic we've been following for the past eight years. Over that stretch of time, I've gone from being obsessed with the show to being fed up with it to attempting to telepathically convince Matthew Weiner that a spin-off starring Peggy and Joan is what modern civilization desperately needs. Through all of this, I never stopped watching.

Maybe you have though. If you've lost that loving feeling and want it back, check out these tips on how to feel excited about Mad Men again:

If that works, you'll probably want to throw a theme party in honor of the show. Want some advice on how to do that? You're in luck:

And if you can't wait 'til the season premiere to find out what might be in store for Draper and co., take a look at these new promotional photos and some wild speculations I made based on them:

Now, you should be ready to embark on Mad Men's final lap! Will Sal finally resurface? Will Betty snap and go on a homocidal rampage? The only way to find out is by watching the final season, which starts this Easter Sunday, April 5, 2015. See y'all there!