Maybe you heard the breaking news of the Full House sequel series that was to center around the lives of the eldest two Tanner girls this morning. And perhaps this led to an unusually glorious Monday commute where you believed that everything would actually be okay and that the arc of the moral universe really does bend towards justice. And maybe you got into work and started to diligently work on a piece illustrating this cultural victory through Stephanie Tanner animated gifs. And maybe you felt really good about your gif curating skills and your life’s purpose in general…until you tried linking back to the original source of the Full House news and found this instead. And maybe you hated everything, especially the internet, and made some or all of these faces:
But you know what? This doesn’t have to be the day we were fooled into having our hearts broken. This can be the day that we remember all the things we love about the Tanners (and Kimmy Gibbler of course).
1. Everything about Uncle Jesse (even his weird Elvis fetish). Anything he does is forgivable, although that time he just had to jump out of a plane and get stuck in a tree on his wedding day is really pushing it.
2. Michelle’s attitude
3. DJ’s relatability
4. Kimmy Gibbler’s WTF face
5. Stephanie Tanner’s indignation about the world’s rudeness:
And that time she called Kimmy a whore:
And that time she danced like a boss to Boyz II Men:
Maybe someday our beloved TGIF gem will come back to us. Until then, we’ll just have to continue to hum the theme song every time we pass Alamo Square. Leave your favorite Full House moment in the comments!