Full House Sequel Just a Hoax: Survive the Disappointment with These Animated Gifs

Maybe you heard the breaking news of the Full House sequel series that was to center around the lives of the eldest two Tanner girls this morning. And perhaps this led to an unusually glorious Monday commute where you believed that everything would actually be okay and that the arc of the moral universe really does bend towards justice. And maybe you got into work and started to diligently work on a piece illustrating this cultural victory through Stephanie Tanner animated gifs. And maybe you felt really good about your gif curating skills and your life’s purpose in general…until you tried linking back to the original source of the Full House news and found this instead. And maybe you hated everything, especially the internet, and made some or all of these faces:

tumblr_mvlbyvVlet1spckcao1_500

tumblr_mvm3mw6sKv1s2etwto1_1280

tumblr_mvozd9ryOx1sj9phro1_500

tumblr_ms0i15grlC1s2etwto1_500

tumblr_mitgf13Mi11qa5sn8o1_500

Michelle-Tanner-Is-Doesnt-Care-Reaction-Gif-On-Full-House

tumblr_mvmcrwZFGI1sf1l7xo1_500

But you know what? This doesn’t have to be the day we were fooled into having our hearts broken. This can be the day that we remember all the things we love about the Tanners (and Kimmy Gibbler of course).

1. Everything about Uncle Jesse (even his weird Elvis fetish). Anything he does is forgivable, although that time he just had to jump out of a plane and get stuck in a tree on his wedding day is really pushing it.

tumblr_inline_mo71xbePx11qz4rgp

tumblr_inline_mo71wvphSO1qz4rgp

giphy

JESSE2

2. Michelle’s attitude

tumblr_mvfg0p2PGG1slbjwho5_250

full-house-full-house-35766466-280-191

tumblr_mvn5xgfzvl1qffjqso1_500

Michelle-Tanner-Duh-Full-House

Screen shot 2013-11-04 at 2.52.15 PM

tumblr_mvgffaZs2W1ssnhiao1_500

 

3. DJ’s relatability

F

tumblr_m1p4oj396A1qm75ofo1_500

4. Kimmy Gibbler’s WTF face

kimmy

tumblr_lxcoryXq9F1r7k6buo1_400

Kimmy-Gibbler-full-house-509159_320_240  o-FULL-HOUSE-KIMMY-GIBLER-facebook

5. Stephanie Tanner’s indignation about the world’s rudeness:

And that time she called Kimmy a whore:

And that time she danced like a boss to Boyz II Men:

 

Maybe someday our beloved TGIF gem will come back to us. Until then, we’ll just have to continue to hum the theme song every time we pass Alamo Square. Leave your favorite Full House moment in the comments!

Author

Emmanuel Hapsis

Emmanuel Hapsis studied creative writing at University of Maryland, College Park and went on to receive his MFA in the field from California College of the Arts. After a few years of odd jobs, he landed at KQED, where he worked his way up from an intern to being the lead producer of a literature podcast and then the creator and editor of KQED Pop. In his free time, he teaches yoga and sings his heart out at karaoke.

Sponsored by

Become a KQED sponsor