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Because San Francisco is the most romantic city in the world, and because the Giants aren’t going to the World Series this year, Kanye West apparently rented out the ENTIRE ATT&T Park to propose to his GF Kim Kardashian last night. According to E! Online there were fireworks, the whole family and a 50-piece orchestra playing romantic songs like “Young And Beautiful” by Lana Del Rey and also “Knock You Down” by Keri Hilson and Kanye himself (I’m not being sarcastic–I think both those songs are hella romantic). Since their source seems to be Kris Jenner, mom-ager to the whole fam, I believe this story. Also, it was well documented on Instagram.

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Kris Jenner/Instagram

Mazel tov guys! Love is hard to find and life is hard, even if you are bizillionaires, so I hope this works out. However I do have one marriage tip for you Kim: cancel your reality show. I was once married on a reality TV show and it just encouraged fighting, insanity and drama instead of real sit down talking through our issues.* (*Not true in a TECHNICAL SENSE but I imagine it could be true.)

Anyway, congrats! May you live happily ever after and may Kim finally get her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!

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Kim Kardashian/Instagram

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Lizzy Acker

Lizzy Acker’s work has been published in Nano Fiction, Fanzine, Joyland, Eleven Eleven and elsewhere. She has read with Bang Out, RADAR, Quiet Lightening and others. Her first book, Monster Party, was released in December of 2010 by Small Desk Press.

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