So you woke up this morning like you do every Tuesday with the thought: “Well, at least it isn’t Monday!” Maybe you checked in with Instagram and felt jealous of your friend who’s in Ibiza or Cambodia or somewhere you’ve never been. Then, perhaps your friend texted you a super serious missive: “NSYNC IS REUNITING!” You guarded your heart because getting pumped about rumors like this can ruin your entire week, but there is the news all over the internet. It’s true! You allowed yourself to lose your mind:
Is it Christmas already? What is happening?!
It’s almost as good as a Spice Girls reunion!
When all that wishing for Justin Timberlake to fail didn’t work out,
…you started to regretfully believe that you would die before a reunion would ever happen.
It was tearin’ up your heart so bad. It felt like Justin Timberlake, who is often thought of as the hold-out, was bathing in the tears waterfalling out of our eyes.
Perhaps you were institutionalized for a little while.
But that’s behind you now! This is really happening! Will JT bring back his Ramen noodle hairdo?
Will Topanga a.k.a. Lance Bass’ former beard be there?
If we pray hard enough, will it be enough to manifest a special guest appearance by Britney Lynn Spears??
The possibilities are endless! But one thing is for sure: we will all be partying like it’s 1999!
See y’all there when MTV’s Video Music Awards happen this Sunday, August 25th at 9pm! I’ll be the one in the front.