These days, when Apple speaks, the world listens, and yesterday's opening day of the company's weeklong Worldwide Developers Conference in San Francisco had several corners of the web chattering. Of the 17 million tweets about this event, KQED's Ian Hill culled 25 or so of the funniest. Stuff like this from Tweetmaster General Andy Borowitz...
#WWDC attendees say the new iOS 6 is so amazing it almost makes up for never having had sex.
— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) June 11, 2012
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