You've done two television shows now, is there anything out there that, if given carte blanche, you're really itching to do on television?
I'd like to fully exploit the genius of Mario Batali. The REAL Mario Batali--in all his Not Ready For Television glory. (I LOVED casting him as Clemenza in the New Jersey show.) I'd like to feature Christopher Walken in a show (He's a passionate cook and food enthusiast.) I'd love to do a scene where a supposedly enraged Emeril Lagasse pistol whips me, then jabs a broken bottle of Old Crow into my neck. (I've actually approached him about this.)
I Tivo'd every episode of Kitchen Confidential, the sitcom, why do you think it failed?
I never concentrate on the Mysteries Of Hollywood. It's a world I don't presume to know. Why audiences watch what they watch is something I have no understanding of, and I've never concerned myself with trying to figure out What Audiences -- or readers -- might Want. I do what I feel I can do, as best as I can do it. My experience with the Kitchen Confidential show was a good one. I liked the people who made it, I think they made a good effort at making it as good as it could be, given a sitcom format. I never expected it to be the book. I didn't take it personally when the show failed. I met a lot of nice people, made some money and had a lot of nice, free lunches. All good.
Do you think Mario Batali has "jumped the shark" now that he has put out Mario Tailgates Nascar-Style? And by the way, when is "Anthony Bourdain Cooks for Pro Wrestlers" coming out?
Mario is Cool For Life. He could breakdance in a tutu and fright wig on American Idol and STILL be the coolest chef on TV. He's a Magnificent Beast and good for the world. As far as my involvement with pro wrestling? Think not. Big, waxed muscle guys in tiny little bathing suits make me nervous...
Your new book, The Nasty Bits, is coming out in April, and in it you've collected some of the more outrageous experiences you've had trotting the globe -- of all the stories you tell, what do you think readers will be most surprised by?
Maybe my "happy ending" Christmas fable. It's uncharacteristically optimistic.