Revenge airs Sundays at 9pm on ABC.
Last Resort
I really really hoped this was going to be a totally subversive network TV hit. Instead, I’m just bored with the obvious bad guys, the chemistry-less romances between beautifully boned mannequins and the borderline-racist caricature of an island warlord. That said: I love you Andre Braugher. This is in no way your fault.
Last Resort airs Thursdays at 8pm on ABC.
Up All Night
I used to kind of like Up All Night, especially in theory. We all want Will Arnett to do something good on TV again after Arrested Development. And Maya Rudolph? Christina Applegate? These are all people I personally want to see succeed because they are funny, substantially older than me but still attractive and known pushers of envelopes. But sadly, Up All Night, has gotten a little too insider-parent-y for me and the funny stuff isn’t funny enough to get me past Will Arnett’s post-Amy Poehler fake tan situation. And now that the show is going from single-camera to multi-camera in front of a live studio audience (gag), you can expect any depth or nuance it once had to be replaced by pratfalls. Sorry. Turn it off now before you risk further heartache.
Up All Night airs Thursdays at 8:30pm on NBC.
Jury’s Still Out
The Mindy Project
I think I really like The Mindy Project. I mean, I want to. The only problem is the season is so spotty. With only four episodes so far, it’s hard to find a rhythm with it. But Mindy is charming in a train-wreck-but-not-too-adorable-train-wreck type way and her Springsteen-loving coworker played by Chris Messina is also charming in an I’m-Chris-Messina-and-always-charming type way, so I am going to keep watching, at least until they make out. Note to The Mindy Project writers: Please please let these guys make out.
The Mindy Project airs Tuesdays at 9:30pm on Fox.
Boardwalk Empire
It took me a while to get into this show, but then I couldn’t stop watching. The problem is — mild spoiler alert for those of you who are late adopters — Boardwalk Empire builds and builds to such an epic showdown at the end of season two, season three has a long way to go to meet the expectation set by that moment. This late in the season, I am still trying to decide if I want to watch this show after the death of one of my favorite characters. What’s keeping me hopeful? Jack Huston, who plays the war-traumatized Richard Harrow. With his face half masked due to a deforming injury and his debilitating PTSD, he is one of the most endearing murders I have ever seen on a TV show.
Boardwalk Empire airs Sundays at 9pm on HBO.
New Girl
I never thought I would say this, especially since I spent a good part of last year deriding Zooey Deschanel at pretty much every opportunity but: ugh, New Girl is growing on me! You know what it is? It’s the boys and their absolutely un-ironic love for each other. Where on TV can you see straight men really working on their relationships with other straight men? I know, I know, strike me down for even writing these words but: I’m finding this show very appealing, even if I still want Zooey to be permanently replaced by someone realer and less manic pixie dream girl. Maybe me? I’m free.
New Girl airs Tuesdays at 9pm on Fox.
Watch This Show Now!
Homeland
Really I want to write an entire post on Homeland. I want to go back to graduate school, pursue Homeland-studies, and write my dissertation on Homeland. I want to live in Homeland. After I finished the first season, which I respectably bought on iTunes, I was tempted, for the first time in my life, to run to the nearest electronics store and buy a TV and invest in whatever cable package got me the newest episodes of Homeland quickest. Luckily, I have friends who helped me get up to date on this show so I didn’t have to spend all my money on a lot of new equipment. But I still might.
Why? Well first there’s Claire Danes, who has been winning the TV game since she was Angela on My So-Called Life. In this show she plays a character who manages to be brilliant, totally unstable, manipulative, endearing, and dangerous all at the same time. There is also Mandy Patinkin, who I’ve loved since he was Inigo Montoya in The Princess Bride, as Claire Danes’ boss in the CIA, and Damian Lewis, a disarming red-headed POW returning home after eight years of captivity in Iraq who may or may not be a terrorist. This show strikes the perfect balance between drama and character development. It moves more quickly than a lot of the fancy premium cable shows like Mad Men or The Wire , but it compromises nothing in quality for the thrills. It looks beautiful, is superbly acted, and most importantly, it is about something: the damage war does to all of us and the damage we all do to each other. Stop reading this article! Start watching Homeland right now!
